I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!

what up fresh, this is our return baby!

So we're through our first month here at Chartwells University (formally known as Rochetsr College) And my isn't it splendid!!!!! But you know whats not So splendid......FRESHMAN!  2004 must have been a rotten year for high school grads. But enough about people that make up more than 75% of rc's student body.

S:You knew it was coming......gossip.....good old back stabbing, cold blooded, cruel.....but never the less true, gossip. Where to start, well in the area of sexual.....

K: Oh Sean just get to it...Terrill is into beastiality

S: NO (gasps)

K: for sure, attention all, after being caught humping a goose in dean cains office, Terrill  is currently being promoted to SUPER assistant dean of students

S: shoot here he comes

K: isn't that a feather in his mouth?

S: well unto bigger and blacker things.

K: To late, here he is...hey Big T, what up? Is your promotion going good?

T: No, my promotions going good.

S: well on behalf of all rochester students i would just like to say Congradulations on your new promotion AND progressive weight loss.

( sound of a flock of geese flying overhead)

T: id love to stay and chat but i really have to run, official business you know.

S&K: well great chatting with you terrill....holla at your boi

Eappy Haster!

Salutations......fellow rochesterians(a.k.a. prisoners)! So we hope the Easter bunny was as good to y'all as he was to us.Sorry that it has been so long since we last entertained you, but we have been on a 10 day bender of: sEx, dRuGs, AnD rOCK(not rock and roll.....actual crack rocks). Apparently when your wearing nothing but a Rochester College rubber band, tying off your veins,the room doesn't stop spinning till your slapped in the face by Frank Pitts. We really regret to inform you that Naomi and Zac are once again a serious couple. They just left for burger king.....so you know what that means...prolly not....so we'll tell you....they are obviously looking for love in all the wrong places....one another.

Embrace your future.....kerizzle & Seanizzle

Hello boys and girls, today Mr. and Mrs. Rayilligan aren't feeling well. They got a mean message last night, and aren't up to logging an entry tonight. So in their stead is Jared Malone who is here to share some words of wisdom, and hopefully will enlighten your hearts.

J: well, i donno what to say so ill just say it.

 the population of Jewish Americans is growing in Utah, they are covering it up with Mormanism.

I woke up today and found my favorite African American friend Morris sleeping, i gently started to rub his ear, while he purred "keri, keri, keri" That is when i decided to get up and take a shower.

I took a shower

Showers are when one applies water to ones self and then applies soap to the body, ect...

after the shower i stomped on Mitchell's head until he gave up the rights to his farming company in Texas with Nicole Chiles.

When i was going to class i saw my Lebenize friend Jacob Kesler.

Jacob: i love lepors.

After Jacob and I had our shake and howdy i went to class

 All i could think about in class was Jacob

Lunch reminded me of a road kill scene in TN where a Honda Civic collided with a cow

NEWS FLASH---A FIRE BROKE OUT TODAY IN OAKLAND COUNTY, WHEN FIREFIGHTERS ARRIVED A SNIPER STARTED TO SHOOT PEDESTRIANS.

J: true story i swear!!!

Henry is bald

(Ding Dong, Ding Dong)

Oh its my asian friend bocephis at the door. hey there bocephis

B: Jacob Kesler hit a bird after dark, and the next morning he saw it in his grill

J: Thanks bocephis

Koral is going home with Kara

I like frogs

No wonder the Japs Bombed us

Driving 4 Dollars is a program where we go to poor communities and steal from them, whatever they have. along with their pet animals (children are included) 

Hey Jeremy what did the two mexicans say when the houses fell on them

Jeremy: what?

Jared: get off me homes!!!

Try and rememeber the reason you came to rc.........got it yet.......well the reason you came is definiately not the reason your still here. The reason your still here is because of one person and one person only.......SATAN.